My life: spirals out of control
Me: cool *watches TV*
do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management
To all the teenagers on this site currently telling people to kill themselves over differing yet equally meaningless sociopolitical buzzword acronyms: instead, drink some apple juice.
”once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood.” -Nikos Kazantzakis
“…but you can also get lost in the sauce.” -Gucci Mane
